Submission statement: This is a short collapse story written by my good friend who died in 2019. He gave me a USB stick that contained some of his unfinished and completed work before he passed. As far as I know he only self published one novel on smashwords.com. He was not interested in fame or fortune but I know he would have wanted more people to read his work. I know nothing about publishing so I will submit this to collapse readers for your consideration. He wrote his novel under the pseudonym Gregory Truman and I will use that name as the author.
Oil on Mars
By: Gregory Truman
The shocking news was sent back to Earth by the lander Seeker relayed from its Martian atmospheric drone Revealer. The drone was sent specifically to check out the water seepage from the sides of the cliffs bordering the vast Valles Marineris canyon near the Martian equator. The seepage had been discovered from photographs taken on previous missions. The drone took samples hovering over several seeps and did an onboard analysis of the liquid’s content. The result was conclusive. It was a mixture of water and crude oil, equivalent to West Texas Intermediate.
This was unbelievable news. We had all been told that Mars was a dead world; completely lifeless. And that may be true recently, but scientists hurriedly hypothesized that over a billion years ago when Mars was temperate with oceans and rain, the land could have been covered with some kind of primitive plant life. There may even have been a Carboniferous like epoch that could have lasted for several hundred million years.
Just by looking at the highly eroded mountains of Mars and the ancient dry river beds and flood plains one can plainly see evidence of rain and floods and from the multiple times the water ice caps had melted that would have buried almost everything that once lived upon the surface. The combination of heat and pressure and time had done the same thing on Mars as it had done to deeply buried organic material here on Earth; it was transformed it into crude oil. The world was astounded. The debate started immediately; how to take advantage of this discovery?
Conditions on Earth had worsened since the beginning of the 21st century. There was still some oil in the ground, but it was costly to drill for it. The market for oil had been drying up for years, with very few planes still flying. The oil that was left was needed to generate electrical power. It was expensive and beyond the reach of most people who were still switching to bicycles to get around. The cities and suburbs and country side were mostly depopulated and littered with the hulks of rusting automobiles. Plagues, pestilence, bad weather and crop failure had more than decimated world populations. People had become resigned to a harsh world. Few had any hope for a better future. Governments and the ruling classes were more vicious in their attempts to hold on to their power and privileges. Every endeavor had been corrupted. Every attempted reform and revolution was ruthlessly crushed. Things were getting worse for the wealthy also. They were finding it difficult to buy wine, hire servants, and to eat fancy foods.
The economy everywhere had been propped up by cheap credit for decades. Profits and taxes had been strip-mined from every enterprise that used credit to survive and were soon bankrupted when credit was denied. There were not enough jobs, not enough customers, and not enough profits left to pay their debts. The world economy had not only stopped growing, it was continuing to contract.
The central banks of the world had tried flooding their markets with monetary liquidity, but they could not create more jobs. They reluctantly had to give free money to their citizens to increase spending and revive growth. In the U.S., to avoid another inflationary spiral the monthly stipend was only a little more than for subsistence, just enough to prevent more rioting. It wasn’t enough money to get people spending again the way they did before the crisis. Economists believed that growth could only begin again after a fresh start. But what could a government do to contrive a fresh start? Someone in a think tank convinced powerful people that what was needed was a new reason to grow the economy, some goal to revive the animal spirits of a dejected populace. This news from Mars seemed to provide the perfect prescription. Headlines and news channels around the world soon screamed out the idea: WE ARE GOING TO MARS!
Almost everyone knew it would be too expensive to ship oil from Mars to Earth, so the plan was to go to Mars and burn the oil there, to generate power for the first pioneering colonists. All the other products derived from petroleum would soon be available to those colonists from Earth. The public were told not to think too much about the details, those would be worked out by experts. The point to keep in mind was we were finally going to Mars! And that thought did arouse some animal spirits in a population that seemed to have lost all enthusiasm.
People wanted to know exactly who and how many were actually going. They were told that after careful screening, the number of colonists would be decided according to technical and practical considerations. Hopefully the minimum number would be around a dozen people for the initial launch and many more on subsequent launches. Everyone was encouraged to apply if they were interested in going, but they must be prepared for hard work to acquire the skills that would be needed for survival on Mars. The selection process would be long and arduous. The whole world would be contributing to this grand adventure; the expansion of mankind to a new world. Old rivalries would be forgotten as we forged a new commitment to the future of the human race. This optimism inspired more than a few to hope for a brighter tomorrow.
Many wealthy people had been preparing to retreat into their underground bunkers for years, when conditions became severe enough. They were hoping their precautions would allow them to ride out the projected mass extinction for a little while longer. Most had accepted that it was inevitable by then with the mounting evidence all around them. Some millionaires had become billionaires over the years buying out the means of production and the supply chains for the bare necessities of life the impoverished masses depended upon. The average person had no chance for any upward mobility.
Most of the public realized by then that the root of the problem had something to do with wealth inequality; the growing gap between the vast wealth accumulated by a few families and the poverty of the majority of people struggling just to survive. Whether this was the cause or a result of the decline, or if it was the fault of capitalism itself was hotly debated. The great grandchildren of the baby boomers had all grown up wondering how their elders could have been so complacent; satisfied with bread and circuses instead of addressing or even acknowledging the growing crisis. Older people often defended themselves with standard responses: We didn’t know; we were preoccupied with personal problems; we had no real power to change anything; and life is short, we did not evolve traits to cope with long range problems. These and other excuses were unacceptable to the young. Many were becoming increasingly angry by the fact that billionaires could exist in this world while millions of people, mostly children, starve to death every year. To them, this was proof enough of a great crime against humanity. And this was an ongoing crime, because when wealthy people died their great fortunes lived on and continued to grow as they were passed down within the family to the next generation of trust fund babies, who would acquire that wealth only by an accident of birth.
This process of wealth accumulation and inheritance appeared to be a hold- over from at least the feudal times of lords and kings in the middle ages. The lords would take a percentage of the peasant’s crop. More recently they take a share of income. But there are still no taxes on wealth. There have been some improvements in human affairs over the centuries but the rules of wealth and inheritance remain unreformed most likely by the power of the wealthy themselves who have institutionalized and benefitted from the status quo. Those people who cared enough about this problem could not see a way to remedy the inequity. To do so would require major changes to the political and economic system, but none of them could even conceive of a way to accomplish the drastic reforms necessary to make those changes. And even if there was a way to do it, they knew the vested interests of big money would never allow those changes to happen. The situation appeared hopeless. A growing percentage of the world’s population were angry, believing that one way or another; the rich still ruled the world and were ultimately responsible for most of the suffering in it.
Very wealthy people were often vilified for their avarice and sometimes physically attacked in their homes and fortified compounds. In spite of their precautions, they were increasingly anxious about the locations of their bunkers becoming known. They could no longer feel safe anywhere. They were becoming so afraid of their less fortunate neighbors that several billionaires petitioned the government to grant them passage to Mars, and they were willing to pay their own way to get there. They hoped they could maintain their lifestyle in a more secure place, and possibly even escape the progressing mass extinction here on Earth.
Because of the lost tax revenue from the financial collapse, the U.S. government always needed more money that it didn’t have to barrow or create for itself. It had become accustomed to accommodating the well to do and making promises it could not keep. So it just made sense to take some wealthy families to Mars if they would be willing to pay the exorbitant ticket price of 500 million dollars per person. A few in the top tenth of the one percent were eager to pay that amount for each family member if it meant a continuation of their privileged life on another world they believed would be safer from the risk and the squalor on this one. For their financial help they demanded and were promised their own small city of rich people where they would not be troubled by rubbing shoulders with the technical rabble that would be needed to maintain the colonies. The cost of the Mars project was estimated to approach half a year of the United States’ gross domestic product. The public were told this infusion of funds from the world’s wealthiest families would help to mitigate that cost by many billions of dollars. Even though they would contribute nothing else to the project, their money made it worthwhile to take them along.
Needless to say, there was a huge amount of skepticism about this plan. The Russians and the Chinese were the first to pour cold water on the scheme. They would not participate in what they called a desperate boondoggle by a degenerating empire to swindle the last remaining wealth from its people. The scientific community was divided. Most reputable scientists scoffed at the idea, calling it impractical to impossible. Others, especially from the aero-space and mining industries and those receiving grants from the government, supported the plan. Economists believed it would revive the economy with large construction contracts and increase employment. It didn’t seem to matter to them if the project succeeded or not. Most of the public who were never going to Mars were against the idea. Even those who were uninformed about all the technical problems involved laughed about it. Rational objections were raised about every aspect of the plan and responses to them were supplied by the president and his supporters. Here are some of those objections:
Q. There is no oxygen on Mars. What will people breathe? And how can you burn the oil without oxygen?
A. “We will take enough oxygen to Mars to get us started. Scientists from the mining industry are working on extracting oxygen from Martian mineral deposits.”
Q. There is no energy source on Mars. Where will you get the power to do anything?
A. “A small nuclear plant will be set up on Mars initially. It will be cooled by melted water ice dug out of the sub-soil of Mars. Eventually there will be oil fired power plants. Adding more carbon dioxide to the Martian atmosphere will actually help to warm the planet in the long run.”
Q. How will you get the oil out of the ground? From the seepage on the canyon walls the oil deposits are believed to be more than six miles deep.
A. “We will drill laterally from the seeps in the canyon walls.”
Q. There is no real soil on Mars. How will you grow any food?
A. “Most food will be grown hydroponically. We will take some soil with us and create more using Martian dirt. We will only have to take food with us in the beginning.”
Q. Almost everything you need must be taken with you to Mars. How much material by weight must you take to support one person for one year?
A. “At first supplies per person will be quite substantial. Heavy lift robot transport rockets will be built to move supplies to Mars before humans are sent there.”
Q. There are harmful cosmic rays, solar radiation and small meteors reaching the surface of Mars. How will your habitats be protected?
A. “Habitats will be constructed mostly underground. Boring machines will be sent to Mars before people arrive, with enough fuel and oxygen to run them when they do.”
Q. The amount of sunlight reaching Mars will not allow you to grow crops the way we do here on Earth. How do you plan to solve that problem?
A. “We will use grow lights and solar collecting and distribution mirrors.”
Q. How long will it take for humans to become self-sufficient on Mars?
A. “Current estimates are in about ten years.”
Q. That seems overly optimistic. Most scientists say it will take at least twenty years. How did you derive your estimate? And we don’t have twenty years left.
A. “The President has determined that all these challenges will be overcome. Idle speculation of this sort does not help us accomplish our goals. We should all be grateful for the jobs and opportunities this great endeavor has provided for us, and we should all get back to work.”
Despite other objections from many quarters the program was rushed through congress and approved. The European Union soon backed out of the deal, with one French wag declaring the Americans had discovered a new way to dig holes and fill them in again. Contracts were let to major defense contractors and smaller companies also got onto the gravy train. Finally even the Japanese and the British dropped out and the Americans, as the self-proclaimed leader of the free world, had to soldier on alone.
Only a few people would be going to Mars and the rest would have to stay on this world that was rapidly winding down to ruin. It was difficult for most of them to get excited about this grand enterprise. They respected the brave and well trained Martian colonists with whom they would vicariously share the great adventure. But they had developed a loathing for the wealthy people they viewed as parasites attaching themselves to the best of humanity and escaping from a world they had already wrecked with their greed. The common belief was those billionaires would end up ruining Mars too.
Within two years the first of the robot freight hauling ships was launched towards Mars. No more would be launched before the first one touched down successfully after a seven month journey. It was on a one way trip; there was no fuel to send it back. Some of its parts were designed for duel use by the colonists when they arrived. They would dismantle the ship and use many of its parts for other construction. The first of the colonists would be a skeleton crew of technicians to prepare quarters for the next group to arrive.
During the next three years fourteen more robot transport ships landed on Mars, four more than originally planned. The project was now a year behind schedule. Three trillion dollars had already been spent. Project designers refining the plan discovered unexpected expenses and huge cost over runs in every department. The cost in fuel alone to lift miles of insulated steel pipe into orbit far exceeded the original allocation for the task. Another nuclear power plant had to be constructed and shipped to Mars just to heat enough water pumped into those pipes plus the chemicals needed to make the oil eventually flow. More containers of compressed Earth atmosphere and oxygen were needed to supply the growing list of the world’s billionaire families who were buying tickets to escape from the depredations in their lifestyle here on Earth. Many complained about having to live like the peasants around them. Their luxuries were becoming almost impossible to find.
The government early on had classified the whole project. Cost over runs and promises never meant to be kept were a routine method of government operations. They accepted any prospective migrant willing to pay for a ticket. The government would not give up that revenue stream. Even pets were accepted; 300 million for a dog, 200 million for a cat, 100 million for a bird. They drew the line at hamsters or rats. They knew the project was over-extended but as with the F35 fighter jet, the usual solution for government failure is to throw more money at the problem.
Public relation firms were hired to give periodic optimistic progress reports about the project. Commercial artists were employed to render beautiful Martian landscapes featuring futuristic looking colonial buildings and enterprises that were displayed on television and over the internet. By then most of the world’s billionaires had decided that the option of living on Mars was their best choice to insure the safety and the future for themselves and their heirs. There were now more billionaires going to Mars than the trained specialists needed to maintain the colony.
Within the nexus of the classified program were the intelligence agencies with access to all the data. They could see the project for what it truly was; an out of control boondoggle just as their presumed enemies had described it. The wealthy and well-connected had swindled the American public once again. Some of the perpetrators who became billionaires embezzling government funds had themselves bought tickets, unaware that the project had become a complete scam. There was not going to be enough money to build a city for the wealthy people. There was not enough equipment or supplies for half the people signed up to go or enough rockets to carry them all to Mars.
Those intelligence agencies considered it their duty to cover up government ineptitude and to extricate politicians from policies and situations that would make them look like complete fools to the rest of the world. It had always been a tough and nasty job and they were not known for their scruples while doing it. The U.S. government had no intention of refunding billions of dollars to billionaires. To accomplish the government’s objective the agencies came up with a plan that also included, as an incidental bonus, a remedy for the wealth inequality dilemma.
Revisions to the project’s schedule were forcefully suggested. Notice was given to the ticket holders that they would all be leaving on the last rocket to Mars after the elaborate preparations for their arrival were completed. They would embark on the journey in a completely refurbished freighter with all the amenities they were accustomed to. Some passengers demanded to leave sooner, conditions on Earth were getting just too insufferable to stay any longer they complained. They were mollified with illustrations of the luxurious state rooms, the fine dining opportunities and the grand ballroom aboard the ship.
Seven years after the first appropriations from congress, and two and a half years behind schedule, the first of the highly trained colonists were launched into space for the historic trip with great fanfare. Social interactions among the twelve crew members were avidly followed by the world’s citizens during that long journey to Mars. Some of the live coverage was real and some was scripted to enhance the drama. Four more ship loads of astronauts, engineers, scientists and technicians eventually touched down on the red planet. For the foreseeable future, those sixty pioneers would be the full complement of humans on Mars.
They managed to get the small nuclear plant at the base camp working well enough, but the one designed to pump hot water to liquefy the oil had broken off the cliff edge during assembly and tumbled down the boulder strewn slope to the bottom of the Valles Marineris Canyon. The technicians never did get the hydroponics going, but there would be enough food and oxygen to last for several years if the wealthy families were not coming. On the advice of the intelligence agencies, and after spending more than eight trillion dollars, the politicians and those in charge had secretly decided to cut their losses and pulled the remaining funding from the project.
As the last great ship filled with over seven hundred wealthy colonists on their way to the fabulous new city on Mars, they were relieved of their cellular devices as they entered. They were informed their use could interfere with the ship’s operations, and they would not work at all on Mars. Accommodations inside the ship were nothing like those they had seen advertised. There were no crew members on board. Not a single acceleration couch could be found, just empty decks and compartments stripped bare of equipment and supplies. It was too late to complain about them. They lifted off automatically at the appointed hour but failed to reach orbit and burned up in the atmosphere over the Atlantic Ocean. A technical error was blamed for the mishap. The intelligence agencies and most of the people on Earth cried only crocodile tears for those who had been lost, believing both Mars and this old world would stand a better chance without them.

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Of course, you can also opt for a mix between free spins and a deposit bonus. If you leave the slider in the middle, you will get 150 free spins and a 50% deposit bonus, for example. You can tweak this in any direction you want, for example to a 70% deposit bonus and 90 free spins. The higher your deposit bonus, the less free spins you receive. Want more free spins? Then your deposit bonus will decrease.

Welcombo bonus terms and conditions

Only one bonus is allowed per household and/or per player account. Do note that Whamoo’s bonuses remain valid until seven days after the required deposit has been made. Once this period ends, the bonus is automatically flagged as expired by the system and can no longer be released. The expired bonus funds are then automatically removed from the player’s account.
Of course, there is a wagering requirement which must be met in order to withdraw your bonus money and any winnings which may derive from it. Real money balance is used prior to bonus balance. The bonus balance will only be used when there is no real money available in your account. Only real money funds and released bonus funds can contribute towards the wagering requirement of the bonus. The wagering requirement for the Welcombo deposit bonus and free spins is thirty times (30x) the deposit + bonus.
Do note that players that deposit money using Paysafecard, Skrill or Neteller are not eligible for the Welcombo. To assure fair gaming and prevent fraud, Whamoo has placed a maximum cap on bonus money wagers, which are limited to a maximum per round/bet of €5 or its equivalent in other currencies. You should also be aware that certain games cannot be played using bonus money. There is a full overview of these games on the Whamoo bonus page.
Bets placed in certain games might not contribute fully to the wagering requirements.

• Bets placed on video slots count for 100%
• Bets placed on scratch cards count for 100%
• Bets placed on blackjack count for 10%
• Bets placed on video poker count for 10%
• Bets placed on poker count for 10%
• Bets placed on roulette, baccarat, sic-bo and craps do not count
• Bets placed on live casino games do not count

Recurring bonuses at Whamoo

The bonus fun does not stop at the welcome bonus when you play at Whamoo! You can count on a constant stream of promotional campaigns and bonus offers. The casino has recurring promo offers every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. If you deposit some extra money to your online casino bankroll on one of those days, you are eligible for a bonus. It therefore pays off to wait for these days before you decide to reload your online funds.
On Monday it is Pick ‘n’ Play day to start off the week with some good vibes. On this day, the casino basically tops up your deposited money You can:

• Turn your €20 into €25 with the code 100024;
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It is even possible to combine these bonuses if you want to deposit a larger sum! Alternatively, you can use the bonus codes of WHPICK5, WHPICK15 and WHPICK35 by putting these into the promo code field on the cashier page every Monday.

Whoa Wednesday

Wednesday is for many a difficult day in the week, it being right in the middle of another long week of work. To spice up things, Whamoo has come with an unusual bonus which it calls “Whoa Wednesday”.
Every Wednesday you get to uncover your secret gift – for free, no strings attached. The casino will add this gift to your next deposit. This can be a bonus, a set of free spins, or even both. You’ll get all the details once you’ve pulled off the cover and logged into your account. You will receive the bonus details and promotional code, which you can use in the promo field at the payment page to receive your hard-earned Wednesday bonus.

Freeday bonus

Friday is the favourite day of the week for many people – and the reason why is quite obvious. It marks the end of another working week and the start of some well-deserved weekend R&R! For many people this involves paying a visit to a land-based or online casino to get their kicks at their favourite game, whether it is a card game, roulette or video slot.
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Wagering requirements

Do note that wagering requirements do apply to all daily promo offers. These are more or less the same as we outlined above in the description of the welcome package, but do take a look at the bonus terms and conditions page on the Whamoo website to know precisely what you can expect! As always, it is important to read the small print in order not to face any surprises later on.
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VOD

• Regarding the ability to change the default operation for items on action bars:

the last I heard some engine work for it got sneaked in, the problem is that now i'm too busy with Elite Dungeon 3. - Sova.

Needle Skips

• November, possibly early November.
• Trailer
• Look at a different way of doing a quest. Takes inspiration from 'Day of the Tentacle' and 'Her Story'.
• Novice quest set in the Piscatoris peninsula (designed by Mods Osborne and Krista).
• No requirements.
• A new area has been mapped west of Piscatoris for the quest. We reused assets from things like the Lost Grove so it's very pretty.
• First spoken about at GameJam 2017.
• A murder mystery story told from multiple perspectives focussing around a local family and The Needle.
• Due to the needle's power, the crime scene is trapped a time bubble.
• Use a 'search engine of sorts'. Enter clue words that you've discovered from studying the environment and text to unlock glimpses of history stored in the bubble.
• Quest point milestone quests are not usually massive, but they're usually different so that's why we chose Needle Skips as the 400 QP quest.
• A lot of dialogue.
• Fully voiced quest.
• Rewards and Quest Point Shop 400QP Unlocks:
  • Slayer block list slot
  • Spot, the baby black dragon wolf pet
  • T4 Magical dice.
  • Access to 'The Needle' which will come in handy in the future (or past) - only use at the moment is replaying sections of the quest but we will be using it in future content.
  • 'Basic' reward - Complete the quest.
  • 'Better' reward - Complete all chapters (can be done post-quest).
  • 'Best' reward - Complete all keywords (can be done post-quest).
  • Rewards are light, it's just XP lamps.
• MQC and Trim: Unlock all the chapters to uncover the whole story.
• You don't need to do all the words, but 'the more you do the more you get' in terms of rewards.
• With a guide the basic completion of the quest is very quick - around 10 mins. A couple of hours without a guide / reading the dialogue. Quite a bit longer if you want to unlock everything.
• The entire cast of the quest
  • Primrose (left) - Quite ill.
  • Gale (middle) - Linked to the needle. Her and the Needle allow time to be rewritten.
  • Megan (right) - Primrose's mother.
• Quest revolves around Megan's desperate love for her daughter and the lengths she'll go for that.

Violet Is Blue

• Christmas update budget used to make a permanent new quest and a Christmas hub.
• Won't be overtly Christmas but will be seasonal with snow, family and celebration but no Santa hats and reindeer (due to being a permanent quest and being able to play it at any time around the year).
• Back to the land of snow for Myths of the White Lands' 10th anniversarry.
• Puzzle quest with a twist. Get Violet from A to B, resolving every situation in a way which ensures that her journey is magical.
• Novice quest with no requirements.
• Rewards are largely XP lamps and 'maybe some other things'. Don't expect end-game rewards, it's just a novice quest.
• F2P.
• In-Game model of Violet.
• Violet and her parents

Violet is a yeti, or at least, she thinks she's a yeti. Her parents, who actually are yetis, found a tiny human baby lost in the snow, adopted her, and have been raising her ever since. The problem is, Violet is six now and she's insistent that it's time to visit Yeti Town and see all the other yetis.

• Eventually the parents and player agree to take her to Yeti town on an adventure.

Like Carnillean Rising except you're not taking a brat through a dungeon, you're instead taking a lovely bubbly 6 year old girl through the magical world. - Ramen

• Returning seasonals:
  • Festive aura.
  • Advent Calendar.
  • Winter Weekends (new content like Safecracking, Solak, Deep Sea Fishing, Elite Dungeons and POF will be included).
• There will be plenty of official Christmas content as well.
  • Christmas Hub - Will be bringing back and tidying up some past content and giving it a new home in the Grand Exchange.
  • Giant cracker returns.
  • Few other skilling activities to play over the Christmas period (giving better XP to those who have finished the quest).

GameJam

• Begins 18 October.
• This time we're doing it a little differently. We're going to have a DesignJam and a DevelopmentJam.
  • DesignJam - Thursday 18. Will be livestreamed.
  • DevelopmentJam - Friday 19, Sat 20, Sun 21. No livestream for this.
• Content Showcase on 23 October to conclude.
• Join the official Discord to give your input.
• Themes include reducing Dailyscape, increasing combat diversity, tidying up areas of the game.
• Unlike previous GameJams where updates linger and get backlogged (like Alchemical onyx items did), we have January and February release slots for GameJam projects.
• Timbo and Deg are working on a small quest, 'a sequel to everyone's favourite multiplayer quest.'
• Shauny is working on:
  • Grouping System inspect: This allows you to inspect a member in your group and keep an eye on their backpack/worn/BoB so you can monitor their supplies during a PvM run.
  • Raids practice mode: Allow groups to take on Yakamaru in practice without a fear of death cost
• Ramen wants to work on: 'introduce players on how to properly use abilities.' Like how Assassin's Creed's pit tutorial teaches you how to do combat.
• Raven and Rowley will be working on player-owned-farms farm hands. Useful little tweaks to add to POF, this is not an automation tool.
• Breezy and Shrews are working on QOL fixes:
  • All of the below are just some ideas, feel free to discuss. We are going to investigate these first then work on them so we may or may not have enough time to do them all! Feel free to follow me and Mod Shrew on twitter: @ JagexBreezy & @ JagexShrew
  • Making Fire Spirits Great Again
  • When you're Firemaking and a Fire Spirit spawns, you click on a fire spirit, it will give you a buff. This buff will mean the next X amount of logs you burn (e.g. next 3 logs) will give some amount of bonus EXP (Somewhere between 1-2x XP). Possibly something with Chronicle Absorption. Also look at how we hand out the current item rewards (turn it into a stackable/untradeable crate? Note them? Remove them?)
  • Another idea (THIS IS A NICE TO HAVE) with this is to allow firelighters from treasure trails become a consumeable/useable item that gives a buff for X seconds/minutes which then spawns a different kind of Fire Spirit that gives different item rewards. For example - "using" a purple firelighter gives a 10 minute buff and any Fire Spirits spawned in that time gives Astral runes instead of Cosmic runes (if we implement the crate idea, this requires us making more/diferent crates)
  • DnD Ring/Amulet/necklace/Bracelet etc.
  • A new ring or whatever targeted at new-mid lvl players to allow more and easier access to discover DnD's i.e. big chinchompa, god statues, troll invasion etc.. (No clue how this will be obtained as of yet)(edited)
  • Achievements for important in game items
  • We would like to give important in game items such as Asylum Surgeons/Doctors ring, kiln/fire capes, magic watering cans, fire ring/flame gloves etc.. to make them more visible to the players through the achievement system, rather than our players always going to youtube/wiki to look for items to make themselves more powerful/efficient. This if fine as we love to see our players make videos but not all players know to go to these places to look for them
  • Quest interface back button
  • A back button for the quest interface that lets you go back to the original quest you were looking at. E.g. lets say you were on "Birthright of the Dwarves" and then started clicking on other quest reqs one after another and suddenly you're lost and don't know what you were on 5 clicks ago

'Til Death Do Us Part

• Player reaction has gone well to War's arrival.
• There are more cutscenes still to come, and more content.
• Next rider will come next Monday at reset.
• Still two more personal rewards to unlock.
• Today we hit 666,666 total rifts stablised.
• War
  • Concept art
  • Model I
  • Model II
  • Model III
  • Game ready model
  • In-game
• No plans to make War's javelin overridable.
• There is a catchup mechanic to bring players uptodate with event.
• If you interacted with the event at least once, you'll be able to reclaim all the community rewards even after the event.
  • And the urn if you gained enough progress. But we won't say how at the moment.

Elite Dungeon III

• Rewards will be at least as impactful as T92 gear and mutated codices from ED1/ED2. We want to look at the combat meta and bump up the things that aren't performing as well as the top tier.
  • When we look at combat rewards, we don't just want to increase the Tier reward (i.e. T95), even filling a niche is sometimes boring, but instead fix things that aren't quite right like we tried with ED2 melee mutators.
  • Reward 'shape' is more like ED2 than ED1: Things of medium rarity, and a high rarity.
• We've already designed the environment, and the first two boss fights. Working on Ambassador next week.
• When ED3 is released, you will be able to do any ED without completing other ones (the current requirement for II requiring I will be removed) to increase accessibility to the content.
• ED2 codex drop to double what they are right now. It may not be just a flat increase, it might be conditional like 'if you don't die in the instance' or 'if you don't bank in the instance' to add a skill element.
• The pet is inside the inert black stone crystal. You will need to interact with it in a specific place in ED3 to unlock the pet.
• Ambassador concept - May actually be 10% larger than this.
  • Will be high poly. High poly render.
  • His abilities will look stunning.
• We will keep at least three big things secret for launch. One of those is what the first boss is.
• We're going to have to name one of the minibosses 'Bossy McBossface'
  • Since we're underwater we could also have a ship named Boaty McBoatface.
  • 'I feel like Bossy McBossface has to be a pirate'.
• Devs at work
  • JT working on Ambassador
  • ED3 map
  • Map squares

Previous Information

• February 2019.
• Set in the ocean in the Sunken Darkness: the Shadow Reef (verbal-friendly version of Ulthven Kreath; where Pieces of Hate takes place)
• Will feature the Ambassador (WIP model).
  • One of his mechanics involve a tri-force of laser beams as he spins around and attempts to disintegrate players.
  • 'A character you've met before comes and assists you at some point in the fight'.
• Same format as other Elite dungeons.
• Sub-bosses will change with each playthrough.
• Will be going to back to the other dungeons for extra bits of story and exploration (e.g. the door in the Temple).
• Additional dialogue and story for those who have completed Pieces of Hate and Hero's Welcome.
• There will be a slight rebalance across all the dungeons.
• ED3 'will be slightly harder, not necessarily bosses one and two but the Ambassador should be a challenge but will be appropriately rewarding.'
• We are toying with the idea of hard modes, and 'Ambassador-only' instances but are 'absolutely not confirmed but something i'd love to do as a developer.'

Alchemical Onyx Items

• (None of this information is new, just more screenshots).
• (Items that require recharging with fortunates will have a right-click recharge).
• Ingenuity of Humans (previously called Lucky strike sigil)
  • Sigil that allows your next hit to be a guaranteed hit.
  • Degrades with use and requires fortunate components to recharge (25 charges per fortunate; 1 charge per use).
  • On creation you start with 1K charges.
  • 90 second cooldown.
  • Lasts 10 seconds, or until an ability is used.
  • Works with abilities and spells (allowing Vuln/SWH whilst using a different style).
  • Requires an Alchemical onyx, some common components, and some uncommon components to make.
• Grace of the Elves
  • Non-degradable necklace aimed at skillers.
  • Store 500 Sign of the porter charges by using porters on the necklace. Charges will be displayed on the buff bar.
  • Teleport to your Max Guild garden skilling portal destinations from anywhere (if you don't have access, you get a one-off attunement which you can't change until you get garden access). [1] [2]
  • Reduce drain rate of Seren prayers (Light form, Chronicle absorption and Superheat form).
  • Chance to roll RDT while skilling (Lotd will give HSR chance). The loot will always be deposited into your bank (if full, goes to inventory, if that's also full then it'll drop to the floor).
• Passage of the Abyss
  • Charging the passage
  • Requires 100 x the max number of charges a jewellery piece holds to add as a permanent charge:
    • Amulet of glory - 400 charges.
    • Combat bracelet - 400 charges.
    • Digsite pendant - 500 charges.
    • Enlightened amulet - 500 charges.
    • Ferocious ring - 500 charges.
    • Games necklace - 800 charges.
    • Ring of duelling - 800 charges.
    • Ring of respawn - 500 charges.
    • Ring of wealth - 400 charges.
    • Skills necklace - 400 charges.
    • Ring of slaying - 800 charges.
    • Traveller’s necklace - 500 charges.
  • Takes highest charges first (i.e. Glory (4) will prioritise first over (3)).
  • Right-click options.
  • Teleport options - teleports are keybound.
  • Appear in the order that you can charge them and cannot be rearranged
  • Since each holds 6 and there are 12 possible teleporting items, the passage can be recoloured to differentiate between them.
  • Inventory right-clicks have a cap of 5 options (excluding use and examine) while when worn this increases to 10. This should explain why certain options aren't added to other items.
  • You can any combination of jewellery items to charge the item meaning that you can use up old items that you no longer want anymore.
    • For example, if you have 56 charges left on your Amulet of Glory (c) then they will count for 56 charges towards the 400 total charges required to add it to the item.
    • Or if you have lots of low charge jewellery you can use them too. You could use 400x Amulet of Glory (1) to charge it too.
  • You can have multiple passage of the abyss' at a time.
  • Degrading
    • A freshly created item will come with 5,000 charges and using any teleport on the item once stored will consume 1 charge.
    • You can recharge the item by using Fortunate components, 1 Fortunate Component equals 1,000 charges.
    • A freshly created, and 0 charge, item will be tradeable.
    • A partially charged or an item with any existing teleports on it will be untradeable.
    • You can clear teleports on the item at any time but you will not reclaim any of the jewellery spent.